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Another Blond Joke
February 23, 2010
2:54 PM
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Rob
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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